I need underwear like this! And an ass like this ohhhmygosh But first, underwear like this WHERE?sleepy
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Fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
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I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
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“this butt… is the best butt.”
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I just hate walking in public alone. I try to play it cool but I always feel so conspicuous and then I get self-conscious and then I totally forget how to even walk like a normal human being and I know I look like a poorly-constructed marionette that’s being controlled by someone who’s having a seizure. Just feet and hands flailing around, and I’m tripping over invisible objects all along the way. God.
Yes, lady, I KNOW. SHUT UP.
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ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart:
A Day To Remember @ Astor Theatre by geeewocka on Flickr.
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But baby we’re in Sweden?
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I want to text you but like I feel like I bother you all the time??? So I don’t text you and you don’t text me and we never talk
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whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
That’s the only dick I’d ever suck
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